Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

(Source: brittapperry)


i hope when the veil is torn open hawke is on a ship with isabela out at sea and they see it happening in the distance and hawke is like “you know, isabela, a hero would head straight toward the magnificent danger in an act of bold self-sacrifice to save the day no matter the cost”

and then they both laugh and laugh and laugh until they’re doubled over and crying and hawke is like “fenris WHEEZE set our course for as far away from that blasted nightmare as possible”


i have like 609453804 books to read

but you know what i’m gonna do

i’m gonna buy more books

And then I will read fanfiction.

and then i will read books that i’ve already read

(Source: batmanbentley)

Clearly I am overly tired because I just spent like 10 minutes scrolling down tumblr before realizing it was my sister’s and not mine…


how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”


taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

(Source: stopirwin)

  • Shepard: Attention, Mako passengers! This is your pilot speaking. Buckle up, we're going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence--
  • Tali: Shepard.
  • Shepard: --because Joker just bet me I couldn't do a sweet back flip in this thing--
  • Tali: Shepard!
  • Shepard: --and let's just say I'm about to be 20 credits richer real soon.
  • Tali: SHEPARD!